sorry mom, i got a small unpopular blog to run

nothing's feral as a girl who moans while she gives you head.

Can I come over and look at you like this 😍 while you masturbate for me?

No progress has been made. Please help if you can. I'm terrified of what might happen if nothing happens

I spent so much time in my twenties convinced that my life was over, that I somehow ruined it beyond repair, that I was doomed to the life I had and nothing more. and now, in my mid thirties, i’m like wow.. this shit has actually just begun! I can and will create the life I want!

not only should we all be striving for just that, but we also should always spell and pronounce "that is it" as "dassit"

may the people i love always stay safe

If you’re being questioned about a murder by one of those hobbyist detectives. it is an absolute rule that you have to be washing the dishes or pruning some plants while talking, so that when they finally get around to asking a pointed question about where you were at the time of the murder you can freeze for a second with a knife in your hand. It’s enrichment for them you gotta understand. They thrive off of red herrings, it’s their favorite treat, so even if you have a rock solid alibi and weren’t involved with the murder at all you have to give them some reason to be suspicious of you. It’s what friends are for.