will graham is heteroflexible

this cured me

HOW WOULD YOU KNOW SOMEONE’S TAUNTING YOU WHEN YOU’RE DEAD??????????

today on the hyuhdraulic press channel ve will be crushing my penus and bolls 

what the fuck

the most unrealistic part of harry potter was that nobody asked to try on harry’s glasses and make fun of how blind he was

I am so done

that adhd feel when you are telling a story, and then in the middle of telling that story, you go off on a tangent and start telling another story, and then in the middle of that story, you go off on a tangent and start telling another story, and then in the middle of th

That ADD feel when you are doing a task and remember you need to go look up something on the web related to the task, and then when you open the web browser you see a tab that reminds you of this other task you had been in the middle of five minutes ago so you start doing that task when something reminds you of this OTHER task you had been in the middle of ten minutes ago so you go back to that task when something reminds you to go back to the thing you were in the middle of yesterday and then

#[whispers] nO     #star wars     #oh no what if one day he just—shows up     #no fanfare no grand surrender no chains or lightsaber duels; he’s just…….there     #her son wearing a strange man’s face and going to his knees and leia can’t breathe can’t think     #it’s third shift and the halls are mostly empty; she was just going to get her datapad from the command center she hadn’t—     #“how did you….” (she means: get away from snoke; she means slip onto a rebel base without tripping the alarms     #she means: find me)     #and he opens his mouth to answer (I killed my father; the force; I have always been able to find you)     #but what comes out instead is “mama”; said in a small and heartbroken voice that neither of them have heard for over a decade     #and leia is moved by an instinct she thought dried up; withered long ago and broken away from lack of use     #but she opens her arms     #and gathers her son up the way she once did; stroking his hair as though he is still a boy frightened of thunder     #(he smells different the angles are all wrong the proportions are off but she knows him; her body knows him     #she carried him inside her there is nothing he can become she would not know as she knows her own skin)     #“oh ben” she says very softly so softly she’s not sure he heard but     #she feels his shoulders hitch and then the alarms are sounding     #………..when the resistance soldiers arrive kylo ren is on his knees before general organa; his hands tucked behind his head     #his lightsaber held loosely in the general’s hand     #then there are chains and that surrender; interrogations and talk of a trial     #but for that moment in the hall it was very simple     #leia’s son had come home     (via notbecauseofvictories)