welcome to the shithole

"Don't lie to people" is all very good until u remember how funny it is to give the wrong birthday to an astrology person and have them go "that explains so much abt you

imagine being the kind of sick twisted freak whose favorite burner is the top right one

Yall still have favorite burners in 2018?

are you trapped in some kind of time prison

haters will see you

and be like

you

bringing this back because i think this video helped a lot of people to realise that spiders aren’t all that scary. after posting this I got so many messages saying they love pepper and that he showed them that spiders are actually pretty cute, so hopefully this will help any new people who happen to come to this blog now. ♡

Poor Pepper 😭

There’s so much chaotic energy here

witness them

oh to be a chunky orange farm cat 

oh i love bathtub

day 30 of quarantine - the water sliding down my arm while doing dishes is no longer annoying but instead…. sort of….. tender…..

do not fuck the sink

The shape of quarantine