Pathetic Muffin

"Vegan leather" babygirl that is plastic

*sees 1 fluffy reed in someone's yard* woahg... the insulindian phasmid⁉️

why is it when people ask me what i want as a gift i immediately become someone who enjoys nothing at all and has never wanted anything a day in their life.

i really do love “they put their whole pussy into this” because that really is the only way to describe things sometimes. there really are things out there that are so good it is clear that they were putting their whole pussy into it during the creation process. like art. and strawberry lemonade. many such cases

so fucked up that i have to take care of my body everyday. what if sometimes i feel sad about the maintenance

The funniest thing about "forced diversity" discourse around adaptations of period works is that the classic stories these people allegedly hold so dear are full of diversity that is often even more forced and heavy-handed than simply casting an actor of colour in an ambiguous role. Iseult, the daughter of an African king of Ireland, is guarded by Sir Palamedes, a Muslim knight. Chinese princess Angelica and her champion attend a tournament in the court of Charlemagne. Morien, a black man, shows up at Camelot and is instantly better at everything than everyone else. The hottest man at the Trojan War is an Ethiopian prince. Parzival has a black half-brother with vitiligo. Brunhild, archetypal opera fat lady, is the sister of Attila the Hun, and therefore of Mongolian descent. Andromeda, the archetypal damsel in distress, is an Ethiopian. This kind of thing happened all the time in stories written in medieval times and antiquity. Contemporary audiences responded well to it because including foreigners from exotic far away lands in a story was exciting and interesting to them, not "an attack on western traditions and values" or whatever the utter fuck.

help all I do is think about how life is passing me by and I don't do anything about it

totally not thinking about how I'm wasting my years because of my fears

is anyone else insane but its just a wednesday afternoon

baristas deserve 100 dollars per hour

there's a whole culture of mostly white women whose entire personality is "Don't talk to me before I've had my coffee or ill kill you" and a barista's job is to deal with those people before they've had their coffee

you can INCREASE your PLAYTIME by being a BAD GAMER

I'm like a girl who wants to read more books but doesn't