it's your friendly neighbor Spider-man

i am on the fucking floor DYING

Let us watch as this man’s life devolves

This video reads like this man has been placed under a curse and he is physically incapable of resisting the cup shuffle

I can’t believe Legolas Thranduilion, Prince of Mirkwood, invented skateboarding.

@laurelsandlovehandles

I don’t know what this means.  I’ve never filled out a form that said that.

^^^^ Never answer those questions honestly if you actually want the job.

My managers have personally told people that anyone who puts anything like that outside of just “male or female” gets their application tossed immediately. Btw if an interviewer asks if you have reliable transportation, don’t say anything but “yes I do” that’s it!!!!! Don’t say another word don’t say you take the bus or walk or bike or get rides or uber don’t say anything!!!!! Just say yes and that is it they cannot require any sort of proof of transportation.

Shit. I didn’t know that about transportation but I'mma start doing it now.