personal hell

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

I pawned your chastity key for drug money sorry

it’s so special to me that so much of fan culture is textual analysis for the love of the game. like thank god there are people in my phone who are also thinking about this thing i love so much that they are writing transformative fiction as character studies and setting clips of the show to music with theme-relevant lyrics and writing long text posts analyzing every line of dialogue like!! yay!!!

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

Are you all going to come online and play perverts or what

in 50 years the mcelroy brothers are still doing their podcast and they release an episode ending it early "because justin is getting really old and we don't want to have to do a sad one" and then justin starts coughing a lot and everyone starts talking faster

when the blind man shows frankenstein’s creature the pleasures of life he shows him cigarette and music. notice how he doesn’t show him linkedin and email

*does five minutes of work* ok now i deserve a three week break. No consequences please 👍

in 50 years the mcelroy brothers are still doing their podcast and they release an episode ending it early "because justin is getting really old and we don't want to have to do a sad one" and then justin starts coughing a lot and everyone starts talking faster