pastellka

anything u think about YOUR life after 10pm is bs to be ignored. anything u think about a character’s life after 10pm should be posted about online and expanded on for paragraphs. :)

man i totally forgot how weird people are about the “female orgasm.” like when I was younger i heard it talked about like an anomaly of science. and specifically people would ask shit like “what is the ‘evolutionary purpose’ of the ‘female orgasm’”. i dunno man its not hard to conclude that sex feeling awesome results in having more sex. but I guess that question seems more interesting if youre a fake intellectual and see men and women as different species and not made up of the same flesh and nerves. come on now.

*hlasem pana beasta* pokud tato žena zvládne 365 dní bez toho aniž by promluvila jakékoliv slůvko tak přeměním její zkrkavčelé bratry zpátky do jejich lidské podoby

whys combat and military gear always got to look so fucking cool when the people wearing them just objectively arent. thats unfair

this goes for like, all of time. knights are serving the KING? the fucking KING?

you cant serve cunt and the government at the same time come on now pick the right side i know you have it in you

Jesus said this. Matthew 6:24

a udělá z ní socialistu, jak by to strana chtěla

nutně potřebuju, aby Kofola udělala tu věc se jménama na lahvích jako má Coca Cola, ale místo random jmen by tam byly jména českých ikon...takže by byla Kofola se Svartou, Hurvínkem, Jiráčkem, bábou pod kořenem atd....mohly by být třeba i couples matching Kofola láhve jako třeba Pat a na druhý Mat a tak🙏