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dogs love using their horizontal nature to stand in front of you

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The inconvenient thing about life is that half of it is all about listening to your body and letting yourself rest, and the other half is accepting that life will be uncomfortable and inconvenient sometimes and you've just go to make yourself push through your brain going Do Not Want and get the discomfort out of the way, and you never know which one it is.

you have to play drums on the dog. you have to. it's essential to their health and happiness.

One thing they don’t tell you about sewing is that it is actually ironing

worse still, the bits that aren’t ironing are maths

I think one of the worst things for a cat to be is mysteriously wet.

could be they got a little too enthusiastic about the water bowl. could be they got in the sink somehow. could be from grooming. could be just so so much piss. they could be empissened and I don't like that is the thing and the problem and the issue as well