takes a lot of medicine to make it through the wintertime

colonel amontillado: You have just got to try my limited Cajun-style fried chicken. I have a bucket down here just for you

Happy Pride

holy fuc

I didn’t even know it had a name

So I was just struggling to get this thing off for nothing?

could you imagine if it happened this pride month

i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

Another victim of horse propaganda

#i literally crack up everytime #at least ten of the notes are from me

fries. envelopes. ive been awake for 18 hours can i go to bed now.

you know i think the fact that friends and enemies autocorrected to this and i didn't notice is reason enough i should sleep

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah