takes a lot of medicine to make it through the wintertime

they should have made another search engine called Ask Wooster where it gives you the wrong answer every time

colonel amontillado: You have just got to try my limited Cajun-style fried chicken. I have a bucket down here just for you

Happy Pride

holy fuc

I didn’t even know it had a name

So I was just struggling to get this thing off for nothing?

could you imagine if it happened this pride month

i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

Another victim of horse propaganda

#i literally crack up everytime #at least ten of the notes are from me

fries. envelopes. ive been awake for 18 hours can i go to bed now.

you know i think the fact that friends and enemies autocorrected to this and i didn't notice is reason enough i should sleep