weed

taking a class on sex this semester which has resulted in many fun things like "sex activity" and "sex final" being added to my planner. being very mature and serious about this .

applying for jobs sucks so bad i wish i could be one of the crabs that ate amelia earhart

why do you hate women

this website is too fucking easy you make a post about transgender gay sex or the skull and people black out and hit reblog

honestly the funniest thing about the tumblr manscaped ads is that a company with "man" in its name selling a product for shaving your cock and balls decided to run a massive inescapable ad campaign on not only the social media site with the smallest male population, but also the only social media site where the majority of male users do not have testicles

i cannot emphasize enough how important it is to have gossipy bitchy littl pirvate group chats or discord servers with like 4 people in them whose stated purpose is posting "new kind of guy" or "this reddit post is so fuckin dumb" or "i got into a fight on twitter today look at this idiot's reply" so your homies can still see it and laugh and back you up but more importantly, so you are not tempted to post these kinds of things on main

I love jaywalking with strangers. They can’t kill all of us!!!