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what the fuck is the joke here

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BODY

this is how you nip internalized self hatred in the bud

💁🏿👑🙌🏿!!!!!!!

I’m crying

They look like they’re about to break out in a musical number

This post got better since I re-blogged it earlier.

This is everything

It’s my grandpa’s birthday next week and he said “I don’t want to be 85” and my grandmother, his wife of 59 and a half years, said “well your only alternative is to die”, I can’t believe how affectionate they are

I was having lunch with them today and my grandpa started throwing napkins at my grandmother, and she balled it up and looked all set to throw it back but then she put it down and said “I will not throw it because I was brought up properly, you were dragged” she has spent ¾ of her life with this man

Don’t compliment me by insulting another woman.

DO NOT COMPLIMENT ME BY INSULTING OTHER WOMEN!!

There he go

nature’s speedrun strats

Yeet

Bold of you to assume he only had two