pastablr

the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.

he really just scooped that man

I may legally be an adult but don’t be fooled, I have no idea what the hell im doing

i love this girl on tiktok who was like ‘no matter how times someone explains it to me i will never understand why we cant just print more money’

they should invent a type of sleeping where you wake up and feel rested

bro these days i’m ready to go to bed at like 7 pm

not to be controversial but i hope ur having a nice day and if u aren’t i hope it gets better

There is no slut shaming in this house, only slut encouragement

i am tired. i am exhausted. from my head to my soul to my bones i am so fucking tired.

it straight up smells like spiders in here

babe I'm sorry cant do the dishes tonight my toxic masculinity is flaring up