Pass Me The Beef

Advice: do NOT read angst/hurt while instrumental Leaves From the Vine plays. Unless you want to feel triple the pain and grief.

I just started watching Smallville and I think the most hilarious part so far is that Lex Luthor is just constantly trying to get Clark with his crush. Lex was saved by Clark in ep.01 and was just like well. I guess I should use my second chance at life to get the highschool kid who saved me a chance with his crush. She has a boyfriend, but Lex keeps wing-manning Clark as hard as possible and trying to convince her to get with Clark.

Is it just me or does water seem to have jurisdictions? Like the water from the cooler at work is fine and refreshing, but only at work. Same with water from school, it's great at school but it tastes wrong as soon as I'm off campus. The exception is most bottled waters, which seem to have some sort of diplomatic immunity and are fine everywhere. Does that make sense?

If you had journals in middle school, I highly recommend you read through them as adults because I did not need to do all that. Why did I try to write cheesy sound effects? Girl you did not need to use code, our parents were not nosey. At least past me put the damn code in the front of the journals. Also, WHY WRITE IN CODE IF YOU PUT THE KEY IN THE FRONT OF THAT JOURNAL??? However, the drama she wrote is entertaining af.

Rewatching Pirates of the Caribbean and realizing that a significant amount of the movies is just the "Crack treated seriously" tag put on screen

Supernatural could have done something great with having Shane and Ryan as guest stars. Like they are doing a video, similar to Ghostfacers. Shane is really calm and collected the whole time, Ryan is not. Sam and Dean go to Crowley for help and he gives them a weapon/info/makes a deal. And then at the end have Crowley show up to collect on the weapon/deal, then have the Ghoul Boys walk in as he takes off, and he just goes, "Nice to see you again, Shane." And it's never explained outright, because Ryan doesn't know that Crowley is a demon and the Winchesters just think Shane made a deal or something because he's so successful online. They could have done that. But no. Missed opportunity.

Exhibited the greatest amount of self control last night. 2am, finished a chapter on an Ao3 fic and STOPPED MYSELF from reading another. I have no faith I will ever do it again.

You know how blood will glow under a black light if it's not cleaned in a super specific way? I give you: blacklight + Men of Letters bunker

Let's be honest, the most satisfying use of the ability to time travel would be traveling back to past arguments when you think of new points and better comebacks.