Gloves are for losers

that describes around 75% of the german language and 95% of english if you exclude spaces and mash the vowels like a crazy person

this is the best way to communicate information, have you seen how many subscribers wendigoon has? there's a demand for it

is there a version of divorce but for friendships

Yeah start an argument and then gradually grow distant until you wonder why you stopped talking

but thats no fun, i want mountains of paperwork and to start splitting things (plants)

that describes around 75% of the german language and 95% of english if you exclude spaces and mash the vowels like a crazy person

is there a version of divorce but for friendships

Barely anyone is asexual enough

i’m not going to kill anyone but i’m feeling absolutely livid holy FUCK I have such an insane week

fight the garden

one of those multicoloured kink posts but it’s me, my vitamix, and my doctor-mandated smoothie

one of those multicoloured kink posts but it’s me, my vitamix, and my doctor-mandated smoothie

to be clear the vitamix is not failing. this is my vitamix advertising it is so persistent even after almost two decades of ownership by me AND being bought refurbished. my smoothies are so thick I could flip them upside down without a single drip.

wait you can sleep in your bed ive just been putting my laundry there

stop