"kayla" you wanna hangout at the crypt?

high treason and traitorous sentiments are allowed on my page but please try to keep it classy, sexy, you know how it is

did april even………………………happen

April felt like it lasted forever……but now that it’s not April I have completely no memory of any April ever and I can’t seem to recall the last 30 days of my life.

Where are the pictures/location of the statue of Lucifer that a church commissioned that got banned because it was too attractive and then the other sculptor made one that was even more attractive

Man human imprinting is crazy. My friend’s roomba zoomed by me and I got this intense urge to reach down and pat it. Like it’s just a machine? But it’s a good boy? It spends all day cleaning and sleeping and exploring the house and never complains and it’s just so good little robot? Pet robot?? Pet the robot????? Why am I like this???

When I bought my roomba the lady at the store told me that if it breaks within warranty and I send it back to the manufacturer, I can request that they fix and send back the same roomba instead of just sending back a new one. I gave her a confused look and she explained that people get attached to Their Roomba and don’t want them to just be replaced because they’re like part of the family. Humans are pretty great.

y’all find out what your quirk is rn and tag w/the results

nature documentary but the narration is just weird enough to make you question it

“Some fish can walk out of water, so remember that next time.”

“You might think you’re safe, but horses are omnivores”

*jokingly hits on you but means it 100%*

Grey? Oh my god it’s true! HOW DO THEY KNOW? Oo

MY EYES ARE BROWN WHAT THE HECK

Wtf it worked

IT ACTUALLY WORKED WTH

Wow it worked- green eyes! X

Um so I thought this was fake bc I thought it could somehow see through the phone’s camera, so I covered it up before clicking the link and it still got my eye colour right. Literally spooky

This actually worked wtf

BROWN!!!! WHAT KIND OF WIZARDRY IS THIS??!!?

HAZEL WHAT THE FUCK

DUDE. THIS SHIT WORKS. HOW THE HELL.

Holy heck it worked!!!

Damn they got it right 😂

go through things. grow through things.

it costs $0 to not mock others cultures and ethnicities

I could never go to Australia because dingos look like normal dogs and I couldn’t trust myself not to try to pet them.

english class is just everybody reading a story, saying their headcannons and the professor deciding whether or not we are valid