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#1: CBGG (Cute Blond Gym Guy)

Cute guy I stare at while on the treadmill at the gym every weekday. Does not acknowledge my existence in any way. Got to say "thank you" to him when we were leaving at the same time and he held the door open. Didn't say anything back.

#2: Bicycle Boy

Really cute guy I met while volunteering for a half marathon this past weekend. Didn't ask for his name or contact info, and he sped off on his bike with my heart in tow. Will attempt to find him again next weekend by walking on the same trail around the same time.

#3: Bible Study Guy

Cute, funny, nice guy with an impeccably self-decorated apartment and a new girlfriend. I've only had one conversation with him because I'm too nervous. I just avoid him every week at bible study and melt when he makes eye contact with me instead.

#1: Cody (Hinge Match no. 2)

Matched with him recently and he asked to meet up after 3 days of chatting! (I like the directness.) We are going on a coffee date tomorrow morning since I'll have the day off!

#2: Danny (Hinge Match no. 1)

Matched with this guy a few weeks ago and things were going strong in the beginning, but then he decided after 2 weeks of texting (...) to ask if I wanted to "hang out sometime". So he's down to second place until he plans an actual date for after I get back from vacation. But otherwise fairly promising.

#3: Tim aka Gym Husband

My kryptonite is handsome older salt-and-pepper haired men who are nice to me. Yes, he also happens to be married with a teenage son, but a girl can dream! (I'm not actually interested, it's just fun to talk to him in gym class)

#4: Jésus aka Probably Gay Second Gym Husband

At the same time a new boyband debuts with a song that tops all the charts. The boyband doesn't seem to have a management company. Or names. Maybe that doesn't matter because their sound IS catchy. Huntrix is completely out of the public eye except for two appearances alongside this new boyband where they are there exclusively to beef. It's maybe a PR stunt. It's maybe because Rumi is exes with one of the only two named members of the Saja Boys.

People start going missing at a rate 4x the national average. You probably wouldn't even know about this except that 3 of the missing people were big names on Stan Twitter so it's kind of a big deal. There are four different high-traction posts claiming all the recent missing people were Saja Boy fans. But that's like claiming all the recent missing people drank water and breathed air.

Rumi is still on medical leave but Huntrix management is saying Huntrix WILL be at the K-pop Awards. Someone on Twitter's uncle's friend works in a recording studio and he says Huntrix is debuting a song which tells the Saja Boys to die. The exes theory gets a lot of traction. Twitter tries to doxx Jinu to confirm the theory but no one can figure out who he is. Twitter tries to doxx the other Saja Boys to the same lack of success. One account said she had "a lead" but her Twitter has been silent for 72 hours since.

Rumi is back from medical leave for the K-pop Awards just in time to have a massive falling-out and break-up on stage. This probably devastated you but you don't really remember it. The Saja Boys invite everyone to a concert. A lot of people who went don't remember going, and you'd call that suspicious except you also went and don't remember going.

Somehow no one in the crowd of 10,000 thought to record the concert on their phone. Maybe there was a "no phones" rule but usually there are still leaks. No one has any video or photo evidence of this concert happening. However you all collectively remember hearing "What It Sounds Like" at the concert (before it debuted 4 days later from Huntrix's label.) This does not make a lot of sense because this was a Saja Boys concert, supposedly. Someone says they saw Zoey impale at least one of the Saja Boys. You would brush this off as a stupid rumor but 2-dozen other people are saying the same thing and you a little bit remember it too.

There's a lot of people saying "Let's wait for an official statement from the Saja Boys" on Twitter but they've been saying that for 2 weeks now and no one has seen or heard from them since the concert. There's a lot of people saying "Zoey killed them fr" which was a joke at first and now, is not not a joke, but it hits a little different.