elephants are clean animals

Uncles and Nephews can perform especially powerful attacks together. Experiment with different uncles and nephews to discover their unique abilities.

this is what LMFAO did with party rock anthem

people make arbitrary divisions between types of gay people. party gays. steven universe gays. corporate gays. activist gays. but in actuality the borders between worlds are thin and may be traversed with ease. monday you can do poppers in a stranger's apartment, tuesday volunteer with a mutual aid group, wednesday spiral over your ex's hazbin hotel fanfiction, thursday write an essay about how your intersecting identities will make you an asset to the pharmacy profession

Gandalf from the lord of the rings just cast a magic spell on the real world and basically no one knows what to do

repeat after me: people don’t notice the little details. i’m going to get away with it. people don’t notice the little details. i’m going to get away with it.

everything should be tigers

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

I want to see the vampire who lives in this. I bet his name is Chad or Hunter.

And he's ready to crack open a boy with the cold ones.

Oh fuck Greg Heffley is just Holden Caufield for children

you couldnt imagine what it was like to be 10 years old and listen to radioactive by imagine dragons