not the dr who blog ur looking for

reblog if you respect a janitor way more than a CEO

I feel that

ADORABLE

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The wording of this indicates this was two different crimes

DAAaHRLINg,

Can we as millennials and gen-z’s collectively agree that NObody Cares about elbows on the table like Why was that Ever A Problem for Anyone?? We can chill right?

me: has absolutely no idea what size an acre is in real people language

1% the size of the wood where Winnie the Pooh lives, next question

I remember when I was little I asked my grandma and she said, “About the size of a parking lot,” and I just accepted that until about five years ago when I remembered this and was like, “Wait, parking lots come in different sizes That bitch really didn’t know either.”

Rich people truly live in a different dimension