Partly Cloudy

i hate writing introductions to essays like it feels so forced. they should let me just start saying shit

same with conclusions. they should just let me be done saying shit. said it already innit

sorry for having great tits and correct opinions on everything. as if its my fault

ngl didn't realize this was unfinished at first and thought this was just a really weird shitpost

something about this bird just unlocked something insane in scientists’ heads

Contact lenses are shaped like yarmulkes. This is because they help your eyes to be more observant

you think i care? yeah actually i do and i’ll probably cry about it if we’re being honest

I'm also celebrating your dogs birthday

friend who sends "saw a deer earlier today" to the group chat and when asked posts a photo of an ant

Woah damn same thing happened to me

this is just what gerrymandering in the US looks like 

You do realise a LOT of french people will oppose that right ? Word of advice : leave the Bretons alone or be prepared for repercussions

the french will be completely fine with it stop being such a tightass

oh butter FUCKS. this is so groovy!!

I'm going to pretend this isn't about bts and op just ate butter for the first time