LIKE BAD MEAT,

"what that mouth do" gnaw and chew and munch and nibble and chomp and bite u

[Pointing a claw at your boyfriend] are you gonna eat that

it is important that i am a little weird and offputting. necessary even.

"can you behave" yes, if I wanted to, but this is so much funnier

are u going to make it weird or do i have to??

ragebaiting eachother is flirting btw.

I have the perverts mind and the perverts heart. My soul? that is also quite perverted.

Im giving creepy blowjobs now & they keep telling me they want just the normal ones

Touches you with my tendril. In a way that transmits kindness

sex literally isnt real can everyone stop

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

There's something wrong with him I want to put him in my mouth

you can never escape a weird little freak that loves you

this was meant to be romantic but now i’m realizing it reads more like. a threat

Your honour the man I am representing here today is not a murderer. I would argue he was merely "curating his space" and "regulating his nervous system" by choosing to, quite rightly, cut out a toxic presence in his biosphere

gay people always saying shit like “cut me open” and “take my blood in your mouth”

just need a drink. or a cigarette. or perhaps even a sledgehammer to the back of the head