full time wildin

thats the thing thats missing from america-centric discussion of fascism: this shit is global. every country in “the west” is seeing the same rise of fascism in real time, all of it focused on murdering migrants. like giorgia meloni is campaigning to deport people to “migrant camps” in albania. last year the greek coast guard outright drowned a boat of 500 asylum seekers. and as that last post said im not dismissing the suffering of people within the US, i’m just saying its so supremely frustrating that every conversation is about the minutiae of american domestic policy and not the horrifying ultranationalist global trend scapegoating arabs and africans.

my point is you need to be horrified that “border control” is an accepted talking point. you need to be aware of the fact that climate change is currently driving what will become the largest forced movement of people ever as the “third world” becomes uninhabitable. people—specifically people from africa and west asia—are dying in the name of white supremacist “borders” around the world. and whether your european or american when you see this rhetoric manifest in your country you need to push back.

its sometimes hard to know whether you need to say “i’m sorry that happened” or if you can whip out “killing them with my minddddd”

Sending my most reliable corporate staffer to Connecticut to shut down a Christmas tree farm. Wish me luck

I keep sending them, but they don't come back. I really just need to shut down this farm. Do you think I should go check it out

Can I go with? My fiancé, one of your reliable corporate staffers, who I was supposed to marry January 1st hasn’t been answering my calls either

Good idea. I'm sure if you remind her of your lucrative upcoming business deal she'll come back.

#it turns out that there's only a fine line between a hallmark special and a horror film

i cant stop saying "grisp it"

my dick is small and my mental illness is debilitating. from this, i can surmise that it's not my penis which stores mental illness, but something else entirely

and on top of that imagine you’re assad zaman and you know your costar eric bogosian doesn’t know anything about the future of his own character and the one thing you’re sure to tell him is “we WILL be fucking later” 🧍‍♂️

wheres seasons greasons

its that time of year again

It doesn’t have to be

its not optional

teeshirt where the front says GOD LOVES ME in big letters and then i turn around and the back says BUT NOT ENOUGH TO SAVE ME!

yea i have a real girlfriend. her names… mysterious. mysterious blood pyramid. she goes to a different school

I really cannot emphasize enough the mental health benefits of abandoning the idea that you're special.

This goes both ways, both "You don't have to do everything singlehanded" and "You're not uniquely awful."

kitten, stop fucking around and tell daddy where you hid his prozac or daddy's gonna add another 'hey there delilah' to the sex playlist

the best part of challengers is how they’re all barely 32 if that and it’s like listen my better years are behind me. my wife will shoot me like a dog if I don’t make it to semis this season