Funkadelic

#LateStageCapitalism

This is why fat shaming can have tragic consequences.

I am not ready for the mood guys

don’t feel boxed in by traditional portrayals of charisma and let it scare you away from playing classes you’re interested in.

Like, I have a Kobold Summoner who believes herself to be a chosen prophet/preacher of the dragons. She’s short-tempered, narcissistic, ill-mannered, and has absolutely no people skills because she hates most people. As a summoner, she has a decently high charisma stat, but she’s not going to be doing any diplomatic work because she’d rather sabotage herself than bend to someone else’s terms, and she’s too self-important to try. Yet that same fire that drives most people away compels people to her, and if she has something to say, then she will make you listen.

Strong Trope: Hello! My Name! Is Inigo Montoya! You Killed My Father! Prepare! TO! DIE! *corners count rugen* Beg for your life *slashes cheek* Offer me anything I want in the world!  *slashes other cheek* I WANT MY FATHER BACK, YOU SON OF A BITCH. *stabs count rugen to death*

Thank you, William Goldman, for creating such a lasting, charming legacy with The Princess Bride, an incredible, wholesome story that transcends generations. Rest in peace.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

T H E  S K Y  M A K E S  M E  H A P P Y

— @thesexualquotes