if i was a different person with a different personality and a different life things would be kinda different i think

they should invent a headache that goes away the second you drink any water at all

at the cottage shane comes up to Ilya so much with some sort of bug or critter in his closed fist that ilya is constantly on alert when shane comes near him with a closed hand. he’s like “shane what do you have do you have a bug get away from me shane shane!!!” and shane is laughing and coming closer holding his closed hand out like “babe its fine just look.” and ilya is like “shane i am so fucking serious right now.” and shane is trying not to double over in laughter because he literally has nothing in his hand.

Sometimes “locking in” looks like sitting in the sun and remembering that your life is also meant to be lived, not just optimized, monetized, and turned into proof that you’re worthy.

ilya in 2018 literally had a long distance girlfriend in canada named um. jane. none of you know her no you can't see a picture of her. really funny

how to do things that everyone else seems to do no problem

Troy doodling Harris’s name on his notebook with a bunch of hearts: god I’m such a selfish piece of shit

do me a favor and reblog this and put in the tags what time it is for you and what you're currently doing/thinking about

the entirety of heated rivalry is shane shaking his head and chuckling going "i cant believe youre making me do this" and ilya going "im really not" and shane stripping his clothes going "this is so wild dude youre so fucked up for making me do this"

eventually ilya just goes "ok shane yeah. youre right im making you do it" and shane is like "nooooo 👀"

hard to gauge if the answer to a ''how's your life been going'' should be ''im deconstructing everything about my relationship to expiriencing emotions and im finding it hard to grasp that im a real person who exists'' or ''been getting into wildberry jams lately''