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Cassie: They do but I also don't want to be THAT person that goes up to people and tells them they're killing the planet so I don't know what to do aside from complain to someone via text lol.

Turkey: No, that requires too much work lol even via text. I mean, I guess I could use all caps and emojis but that is EFFORT 😠 and doesn't feel "me" at all, wow.

Dijon: Oh damn. Well, that sounds more like the fault of equipment being unaccessible than of being left-handed to me but alright. That's an awkward place for a champagne cork death, at a wedding, but I always knew those corks were accidents waiting to happen. I even created a safe uncorker for Dad when I was younger because I got tired of just apple cider for New Years but even so, that's what we get lol.

Jackson: Please, like I've never watched an episode of Ru Paul's Drag Race? And yeah, half of them do come across as showy and not really you know. Actually look like ladies.

Don’t give him ideas! He’s surprisingly never brought up the idea of keeping the dentistry in the family. 

No, I actually think dad worries about me being alone, if anything. 

Still? I never did in the first place; I was always out on the beach, it’s kind of hard to hide something like that when you’re all wet. 

That’s a basic summary, yeah.

Not that I’m aware of, but it’s not my job to know whether or not someone’s single. It’s their job not to be hitting on someone else when they’re in a relationship already!

What makes you so sure I haven’t done that already? 

Does she? I must have spent so much time around @sailormoonhawkins that I’m used to it by now. 

No, usually @sailormoonhawkins or @melodytritonx is there, too. 

I’ve definitely seen her kill a crab or two, too.