i'm feeling so cool

What kind of a weak ass question is that? If @sumskellington wanted me to be a Skellington, I’d be fucking honored to be a Skellington, are you kidding me? I love her, I love the family, and getting to be legally a part of it like that would be the dream.

Turns out I’m lame and want to give any future kids matching names, but in my defense, twins run in my family and triplets run in @sumskellington ‘s, so matching names almost makes sense! In my head it’s like a set of twins named Dawn and Evening and she can go by Eve, or we have triplets and name them April, May, and June. And I just realized in my head we literally only have daughters so I guess I better prep names in case we pop out any sons, huh? 

Summer: You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.

Felix: Hey, once he started the spoon game, I wasn't going to back down, babe! You know this about me! I had to win! Especially since you were there, I had to look cool in front of my girlfriend! ;)

Emmett: I’m making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.

Cassidy: That’s a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.

Felix: Excuse you, but fresh out of bed with nothing but joy and Summer's bedsheets to cover me is my best look!

They’re so not as hard to unclasp as people pretend they are. I don’t like them better or worse than the regular kind though, both are cool but I prefer the boobs unsheathed. 

I don’t really care. Me and my dad aren’t what I’d call “close” so it probably won’t really effect me one way or another once he’s here. I guess it wouldn’t suck letting him meet @sumskellington so he can see that my life is perfect without him.

Thank fuck I’m never going bald is all I’ve got to say to that. No offense to the people with hair loss at our age but...yikes.

From daddy to dad? I don’t hate the idea. Not at all, actually. When I do have kids, I’m going to be the best fucking dad on this planet. I’m kind of hoping for twins or triplets? Is that crazy? Whatever, that’s probably a good while away, and obviously it’s not just up to me because I’ve got @sumskellington as part of the equation, but I’m hype for it whenever it happens. Shit, it could happen tomorrow and I’d be hype.

People are entitled to their secrets, but if we’re supposed to be friends and you keep important shit from me? That’s a sucky feeling! Do people think I can’t keep a secret or something? Because I can. Someone just give me a chance to prove it or something.

I feel like I don’t have a really good idea of my future’s going to look like. Like, the actual day to day of what I’d be doing, anyway. But I know whatever is happening, @sumskellington will be there, and that’s what matters. And it’s not just her, but her family who’s also stuck with me (sorry to @winskellington and @autumnskellington for how much I’ll be around!) and so is my bro @emmett-thunderstrike, and @cassidystabbington because she can’t get rid of me, and knowing I’ve got those people in my corner makes me feel like no matter what the future’s got for me, it’s going to be okay enough.

Emmett: Fuck if I know? You know I don't want my brother, I'm not the right person to tell you what blood family does and doesn't know for sure.

Emmett: Right? I know it's 2021 and dudes don't have to take care of their girls or whatever because they're strong independent women who can take care of themselves... But just because I don't have to doesn't mean I don't want to??? I don't wanna just be the useless one, the fuck? I don't know, 'cause when we're building them I always wanna know more about how they figured out this shit would work and stay together and that kinda thing? Instead of just being like 'okay, I'm building shit and that's it.'

Felix: Yeah, well, your "brother" sucks. Cassidy is cool even if I wouldn't tell her that.

Cassidy: Okay, well maybe next time the stupid soft shit won't be a secret, I don't know! Like, if I ever get married or whatever it's not like it's going to be a secret marriage, I'm just... not ready to have to share this yet. What if it being real and everyone knowing makes him not want it anymore?

Cassidy: Sometimes narcissists refuse to see the facts that NEGATIVE things are about them too, I don't know!

Felix: Next time, the stupid soft shit BETTER not be a secret! You have people you can talk to, you know, and I'm one of them, I swear I am. Like... idk, if it being real makes him not want it anymore, then you deserve better, cause you deserve somebody who wants everyone to know he's lucky to be with you.

Summer: Maybe a little bit, but I don't think we're like the Chipmunks, I think we're more like the Chipettes! They follow the same basic tropes but their personalities are a little less aggressive. I think Autumn would be the Brittany, though; she's the most competitive of the three of us!

Cassidy: I don't know how to tell you stupid soft shit like this???

Cassidy: Okay, well, he makes me happy? I mean, first he spent a lot of time making me mad and sad, but I got a lot of awesome songs and a great music partner out of it so it worked out in the end, I guess? I don't know! This wasn't how this conversation was supposed to go, I don't know what to say about it!

Cassidy: So. Dramatic. If I write a song about someone who makes things all about themselves for no reason, know it's about you, 'kay?

Felix: We've gotta try! I mean, shouldn't we? We're gonna be family forever and other stupid soft shit might happen to us again, right?

Felix: Well, good! He better keep making you happy because if he ever goes back to making you sad or mad, you've got people like me on your side. OF COURSE IT ISN'T HOW THE CONVERSATION WAS SUPPOSED TO GO, YOU DIDN'T WANT IT TO "GO" AT ALL! JERK!

Emmett: Bro, just threaten to burn her piano if she leaves you out of a big secret again. Or to out her and Eddie to everyone as revenge, I don't know.

Emmett: Yeah, I'd tell you! I'd be getting you to help me. But I wanna know like, my 'grown up job' or whatever before I ask her to marry me. She already lives with me, it's not like she's going away. Q's pretty good at it, though. At least, she made me start thinking about going back to school so I can figure out how to design the stuff we build, instead of just doing the grunt work.

Felix: I DON'T WANT REVENGE! I want her to want to tell me shit! I know I kind of unofficially claimed myself as a Skellington already but I'm still HER family too. She knows that, right?

Emmett: Again, literally only think she told me because part of why we broke up was I could tell her ass was already into him as soon as they started making music together. It's easy to tell a story when it's like, just a new chapter and you don't have to start at the beginning.

Emmett: And no, you don't need to worry about that. I mean, I talked to Quincy and not you about a proposal for Winter EVENTUALLY, but I need to figure my life shit out on my own first and she's all good at the psychoanalyzing thing.

Felix: I don't care why you think she left me out of it! All I know is I was left out and it fucking blows, dude.