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Cassie: You’re still injured? Where did you get hurt again?

Tim: my—

Kon: Popliteal fossa. Recovering in about a week and two days.

Cassie: *looks at Kon*

Cassie: *looks at Tim*

Cassie: Your what?

Tim: Uh, like. Behind my knee.

Cassie: I see.

Kon: That’s basically what I said.

Tim: *dying inside*

—

(YJ watching Wendy the werewolf stalker)

Tim: Honestly, I don’t even remember where we left it.

Bart: I think we were like, on season 3, episode.. 4ish?

Kon: Season 3 episode 6, 15 minutes 12 seconds in.

Cassie:

Bart:

Tim:

Kon: What? You guys wanted to know.

Kon: *notices Tim still staring*

Kon: You alright?

Tim: *blushing*

Tim: Just peachy.

—

Kon: Hey, I got you guys your orders.

Cassie: Thanks, it’s my favorite!

Kon: I know.

Tim: You got my usual?

Kon: Of course.

Bart: Did you get my trenta-sized Iced White Chocolate Mocha, but blended—

Kon: And made with oat milk? With 6 shots of decaf espresso, 3 pumps of hazelnut syrup, 3 pumps of toffee nut, and 4 pumps of sugar-free cinnamon dolce? Yep. I got your order.

Bart: Thanks, man.

Tim: I need to examine your memory.

Kon: Sure!

—

Tim: What date did we meet?

Kon: July 1996.

Tim: What time was it when we first had a conversation today?

Kon: 11:13 am.

Tim: Since when have you known my heartbeat?

Kon: Three months after we formed Young Justice.

Tim: Alright.

Kon: ..is that all?

Tim: literally date me.

Kon: *smiling*

He’s late to things because he thinks he’s better than everyone. He spends hours and hours in the lab without break because he does whatever he wants. He’s forgetful because he doesn’t care about things ‘beneath’ him. Plus he’s smart, he’s got multiple PHDS. People with adhd couldn’t do that right?

He’s literally using his symptoms as a way to feed into the nonchalant, uppity billionaire persona he wears, and doesn’t even know it.

Until he meets a diagnosed Peter Parker who tells him all about getting diagnosed and his symptoms and the whole process. Not only does it shatter his pretty flat understanding of neurodivergence but it sounds an awful alot like HIM.

Tim: He’s not into men, Cassie.

Cassie: *raises eyebrow*

Cassie: Are we talking about the same Kon right now?

Tim: Yes! He’s had, like, several partners and they were all women!

Cassie: Okay but have you seen how he dresses though?

Tim: You can’t just base sexuality off their clothing!

Cassie: When it comes to Kon you can.

—

Bart: Okay but the hand placement?

Tim: What do you mean?

Bart: He had his arm literally around your waist.

Tim: So? It’s normal.

Bart:

—

Tim: *staring at Kon*

Cassie: Stop that.

Tim: Huh?

Cassie: Don’t yearn when you can have.

Tim: But I can’t have.

Cassie: Did you literally not see the wink he gave you?

Tim: Yeah, but it was just a friendly wink.

Cassie: Your mind is an interesting place, Tim.

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(After Kon gave the most emotional— definitely platonic— speech to Tim)

Tim: Aw, you’re such a great friend.

Bart:

Cassie:

Damian: Is it because your Superboy said "I love you" and you said "Thanks" back?

Tim: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL-- Wait, how did you know?

Kon: Normally, I'd say yes without hesitation but I feel like this is going somewhere I won't like.

Kon: Well, when you have a crazy idea, you don’t call the voice of reason.

but also this is literally a canonical thing he says: