Parade of Emotion

gonna do some forbidden spells so my buddies can have a good week <3

this really is the darkest timeline huh

millienials are killing the shitty father industry

Sometimes high tech is worse

*in a horse accent* help

This is the horse equivalent of being lost in the sauce

astray in the hay!!!!!!!!

where’s the part where the State Trooper takes the rescued man to his work cabin/station for some food and rest before heading back to civilisation, but there was only one bed?

You left out that the survivor’s name is literally Tyson Steele.  If that’s not the romantic lead in a gay romance nothing is.

Did Chuck Tingle write this

If the straight girls in this scenario leave, gay men aren’t going to magically appear. The bar will just be empty, the bartenders will make less money, and if it keeps up like that for long enough, guess what bar won’t exist anymore? Yeah.

No offense hon but we’ve never needed the straights in order to keep our bars existing.

Gay people ain’t there because straight hoes maxed out capacity so thy can’t get in. No gay bar has suffered because straight people didn’t show up.

Straight people at gay bars are like the porn bots in your notes.

LMAO! Imagine thinking that the only way gay establishments will survive is with the patronage of straight people.

this really needed to be on this blog

#[muffled ‘THIS IS HORRIBLY UNDIGNIFIED I DEMAND A LAWYER’]