i'll be all the poets

4am perfec t size for put decisions in to make! 4am very Clear thinking and Comfort no need sleep soundly make decisions at 4am. Put Decision In 4am. no problems ever at 4 am because good Shape and Support for tired brain weak of struggle make sad. Afouram awake yes a place for a thought put action in 4am can trust middle of night for giveing good love to brain. friend 4am

Being an adult in this recession and being like wow I am totally "splurging" on 3 new sets of cotton underwear and 3 pairs of socks like whoaaaaa hold your horses duke of the land where's all this money gonna come from

shadowhunters au where simon gets magicked into a different dimension where it’s just him on this like island thing and he’s freaking out obviously and then valentine shows up and is there too. they are there for 10 years. year 1-3 they had each other and live on separate parts of the island. by year 4 simon is losing his mind with loneliness and so forms a tentative friendship with valentine. he can’t hurt anyone but simon in this dimension. by year 5-6 simon and valentine have formed a real friendship, a bond born out of being stuck on an island together for years and having seemingly no way home. by year 7, simon starts to feel a certain way. simon starts to fall in love. well he doesn’t actually know what falling in love feels like but he probably shouldn’t be this upset about it. valentine brushes against this hand one time and simon loses it. they don’t speak for months. by year 8, they have formed a relationship more than friends but not quite lovers. a secret third thing of ‘oh my god i want to fuck my best friends evil dad’ and ya know they’ve been alone on an island for 8 years with no way home. what’s the big deal? no one is ever gonna find out cause they’re never getting home. if it’s just gonna be the two of them forever then maybe its okay. valentine kisses simon first but simon lets him. by year 9, they are insufferable and in love ugh. by year 10, they have found a rhythm for themselves and their relationship. it is not perfect, but it is good. simon starts to think that maybe he’d be okay with this life, that he likes this life, this island. simon loves val and val loves simon, and maybe that’s enough. then they get magicked back home, to their real dimension, the one they almost forgot. for them, 10 years have gone by, but for everyone else only 10 seconds have.

some part of me is always thinking about this post. what the hell is this. im obsessed. it's terrible it's the whole entire world i love it.

its cool how every language has wordplay.... we created language like ok step 1) convey info so we can stay alive 2) get silly with it

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love or hate it, you gotta admit, the Shadowhunters TV show going from an intense moment / reveal of Cain and immediately hard cutting to Magnus rolling off of Alec post sex was actually insane of them

fiona and debbie you will always mean the world to me

The rebrand of Dan from "oh my god my best friend is such a dork and i'm a cynical bitch but we have fun together" to "i'm in love with this dumb bitch" is quite impressive, but Phil's rebrand from "i'm just a silly innocent guy with emo hair" to "i love talking about piss and gay sex to rile my boyfriend up and also i'm hot"??? Actually life changing

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tumblr is so funny it’s just scrapbooking for your hyperfixations. like yeah here’s a gifset that’s here for no reason other than the fact that I think it’s Pretty. here’s hugh dancy for the same reason. here’s me rambling about the thing that’s been itching my brain for months. here’s me giggling in the corner. here’s unadulterated mental illness

shadowhunters au where simon gets magicked into a different dimension where it’s just him on this like island thing and he’s freaking out obviously and then valentine shows up and is there too. they are there for 10 years. year 1-3 they had each other and live on separate parts of the island. by year 4 simon is losing his mind with loneliness and so forms a tentative friendship with valentine. he can’t hurt anyone but simon in this dimension. by year 5-6 simon and valentine have formed a real friendship, a bond born out of being stuck on an island together for years and having seemingly no way home. by year 7, simon starts to feel a certain way. simon starts to fall in love. well he doesn’t actually know what falling in love feels like but he probably shouldn’t be this upset about it. valentine brushes against this hand one time and simon loses it. they don’t speak for months. by year 8, they have formed a relationship more than friends but not quite lovers. a secret third thing of ‘oh my god i want to fuck my best friends evil dad’ and ya know they’ve been alone on an island for 8 years with no way home. what’s the big deal? no one is ever gonna find out cause they’re never getting home. if it’s just gonna be the two of them forever then maybe its okay. valentine kisses simon first but simon lets him. by year 9, they are insufferable and in love ugh. by year 10, they have found a rhythm for themselves and their relationship. it is not perfect, but it is good. simon starts to think that maybe he’d be okay with this life, that he likes this life, this island. simon loves val and val loves simon, and maybe that’s enough. then they get magicked back home, to their real dimension, the one they almost forgot. for them, 10 years have gone by, but for everyone else only 10 seconds have.