Good Cherub, BAD CHERUB

Written in these words are the trends that we can explain:

There’s only One Direction and it’s a straight line to Forever, so just shut up Dan Wooton!

The gut-wrenching shooting of two journalists in Virginia.

Going out tonight / Changes into something red / Her mother doesn’t like Jooooohn Cena!

Wiz Khalifa’s altercation with police and the disappointing reality of hover boards.

Italy, birthplace of Italians.

Robert Plant a-rambles on to a solo tour.

“Jon Stewart at Summerslam with a folding chair” would end a much better game of Clue.

MinnCon besieged by a kraken.

David Bowie’s dance magic.

And GCSE results, where A* doesn’t mean something went wrong.

Her mom calls them blogs, her dad calls them Tumblrs:

Abandoned Targets of Canada (abandonedtargetsofcanada​): Gone but not demolished.

Dictionary Stories (dictionarystories​): “Can you use it in a short story?”