live long and panwich

being in college is just talking about how busy you are to people and having them say how busy they are back to you

reblog the Awesome Grade picture for awesome grades

May your GPA rise due to clerical error.

IT’S OKAY TO ‘SEXUALIZE’ FICTIONAL CHARACTERS

Bitch just thwarted a ghost possession by judging his accents

My boyfriend would be gettin’ hit with the baseball bat beside our bed if he ever woke up and said, “What is he normally?” about himself.

Then you would NOT have liked the time he pointed to a corner of our room while he was sleeping and said “they share a dimension with Earth and they take cats to eat them”.

I absolutely do not like that.

me to myself: girl if you actually applied yourself in like….anything you’d be dangerous bitch

i cant believe its daylight savings time and i havent seen the “hello its me your cousin oskaar from iceland” video on my dash yet you are all slackers

do you ever get stuck in between “it’s ok not to have everything on track i got time” and “i’ve already wasted my life at the ripe old age of 23”

listen… nothing in this world makes sense. fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing and boxing rings are square and noses run and feet smell and shrek 1 and 2 made it to cannes film festival. just do whatever the fuck you want honestly

I summon Blue Eyes Hairy Chest in attack position

#this looks more like an awkward sixth grade slow dance than it does hockey

Aw best part is no ones left out at this dance