hey

not to get too controversial or anything but i think i should be allowed to set things on fire with my mind

Eboy this...egirl that.... And what am I ? An ediot...

guy inspecting my bag at the airport: hmm, this bag is full of stupid garbage… looks like the owner is a dumb shitass too. arrested.

bungle said fuck blue lives

when the song said i want to rock and roll all night and party every day i really smiled wide becuase that sounds so awesome

gays be like: i go to the art museum. i look at a painting. i contemplate the irreconcilable loneliness at the very core of my existence. i look at another painting.

I was offered a random day off due to an over staffing mistake and took it. I decided to have fun with the pets. I got all ready for work like I normally would and they did their usual job of trying to persuade me not to go and I made a dramatic show of letting them win. They’ve been on a happiness high for the past three hours.

i have faith j*ff b*z*s will kill himself accidentally from erotic asphyxiation in 2O2O… likes charge reblogs cast…

I’m listening