I'll Kick Your Shins

jellyfish have to be kept in a round tank because if they're in a tank with corners they'll get stuck in them. I think that's beautiful. god's stupidest little plastic bags (affectionate)

Also when being bred in captivity(this is done at my work and my job is to teach people about it) to get them to reproduce from the polyp stage of life, we have to intentionally cause them enough stress to reproduce but not enough to harm them. Lately we’ve done that by cleaning their habitat extra well, makes them think the word is ending

“this character did not act in the most objectively logical way possible!” is not ! actually valid literary criticism

speaking from a place of privilege (good url)

some of you should not be reblogging this

Everyone say thank you black women

LOUDER!!

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

If I ever don’t laugh at this, assume I died.

used to be when you fucked in a car you could always be sure that the car wouldn't know. thats not the case anymore. modern cars know when you're fucking in them. how could they not? maybe you can avoid this by simply turning the car off. maybe that's naive of me. i just don't know. it's hard to know these things

Soon the cars might ask to join in, and it might even be for the best that we accept tender automobile lovemaking into our lives, but no one can really say for sure

i think i'd be checking my phone in the cuck chair to be honest

horror movie showing a child’s drawing of the monster or ghost or whatever but instead of a little kid and crayons they’re like a preteen and it’s manga style