bees?

I never got the "your cat would eat you if you died" hangup. its not like im using the meat for anything anymore

what a time to be alive (derogatory)

there’s something very beautiful about being able to try again tomorrow

I have been trying tomorrow for the past 3 years

and you still have tomorrow to try again

bumbled be thy bees

The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

The lion will never financially recover from this

shoutouts to the human spinal column for ingeniously crushing itself under its own weight

(guy who literally has easy access to painkillers voice) ough,,, everything aches,,, ouch, if only,,, there was something i could do to stop this,,,,,, guess ill just put up with it,,,,

in order to survive work you must have a coworker that you can just say whatever to