improvisatory modalities

*sigh* And here I am wondering why we as a society are regressing; we cannot be bothered to spell words out in their entirety, properly punctuate contractions, etc. I guess literate, intellectual folk such as myself are a dying breed.

i hovered over this person’s url and chun-li porn was the first preview

This turned me gay

Being reminded of this as a queer adult is so wild because you realize some very overt shit. Like, Bobby emits ice from his whole body. Grabbing the bottle was enough! In fact, he didn’t even have to grab the bottle, a simple poke would have worked or he could have shot ice from a distant. Him blowing on this bottle was 3000% overt flirting and honestly the gayest thing I’ve probably ever seen a mutant use their powers for and Wolverine was here for it all and no one will tell me differently.

It’s that eye contact

Wow, who knew wolverine was trade

The Soviet Union had bodybuilding competitions and no one told my gay ass this???

When people make a mockery of a serious post.

*chanting grows louder* blood! blood! blood! blood! BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD!

anybody remember hot pie? that wild son of a gun fucking loved hot pie.

nudists don’t have pockets