crunchy coffin checker

Tifa's POV:

Reader: So, you gotta be careful because you typically show a lot of skin and he'll probably bruise you without realising it. *Pulls up their shirt to show off alot of fading Vincent's fingerprints*. It's easier if you go ontop and control where he can touch you but that might be difficult for the first time.

Tifa: *Nodding, taking notes, but then her face twists.* Those look like claws?

Reader dismissively: I'm pretty sure you don't need to worry about that. Anywayyyy, *Rummaging through their bag*, Ah shit Vincent's got the good condoms. I can offer you slightly small or banana flavour? That's awkward. You better take them anyway.

Tifa: *Nodding less enthusiastically*

Reader: I'll try get some actual ones off him in time, but honestly you could always just ask him yourself.

Tifa; I would rather not.

Reader: I'm just joking, sorry I spend too much time with him and forget that jokes are supposed to have punchlines. Anyway. You'll be fine. Cloud is sweet, he's used to his strength, he'll be gentle.

Tifa:...

Reader: Yes?

Tifa: ...How do I use my mouth?

Reader: Yeah I wouldn't do that the first time you're together in case he can't control his hips very well.

Tifa: ..................

Reader: Just don't stress too much about any of that and have fun with each other. <3

Clouds POV:

*Awkward silence and staring and throat clearing while Vincent rummages through a drawer*

Vincent: *Throws condoms at him* Woman on top, keep your hands to yourself. Your hips stay on the floor, do not buck them up at all. Now leave.

Cloud: .......

Vincent: What?

Cloud: How do I use my mouth?

Vincent with a massive, cape swishy flourished sigh: *Gives a very quick, very graphic demonstration with finger positions and tongue movements*

Cloud: 😳

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