This is the second photoset of this comedian I’ve seen on my dash and I absolutely have to look her up because she seems delightful

I actually have never been more proud of anything in my life and WILL reblog this every day until I die.

Fris-bear

talented bear

This is how lesbian arguments usually play out

#‘you’re not in trouble you’re my wife’ just cleared my skin and watered my crops and murdered woody allen  

I’m dead

this is by far the most powerful thing I’ve seen since Trump won and everyone needs to see this

Watch this be the last publically performed anthem before this country collapses.

Please unmute this

I wasn’t sure what I was expecting, but it wasn’t this 

so when are men gonna realize that women aren’t complicated and we’re actually just normal people and it’s men that lack emotional depth and interesting personalities?

i have no idea how to reply to this cause it’s simply just the funniest thing i’ve ever read and nothing will ever top it

I love how none of the things he stated are indicative of emotional depth or an interesting personality

inside your body is PITCH BLACK your cells do all of that in the DARK

self care is swallowing lit matches every 5 minutes so that ur cells can see whatever the fuck they’re doing in there

OH MY GOD

here’s how Bernie can still win