ur father spent all his savings on this pussy

Lana del rey, sprawled out on their sofa, hand draped delicately over her face, covered completely in torn out pictures of elvis: Yes Claire?

Grimes: So ive been thinking... we should collaborate

Lana, unmoved: Hmm

Grimes: yea,.... i have everything written already..... u can do most of the singing but i have all the instrumentals picked out based on your discography which i thoroughly scoured for consistent points of reference........ for all intents and purposes it's already a lana del rey song lol

Lana, a picture of elvis stuck to her forehead: Don't trust them Claire. The future is never certain.

Grimes: What???

Lana: My heart is heavy for the past and the future is a hallway i'll never enter. fly away, little bird, you are still young in your beautiful heart.....

Grimes: Huh????

str8 person: and that's okay!