Pandora’s Shell

that one tweet that’s like “90% of posts online can simply be responded with I Don’t Think You Should Be Talking About Women Like That”

little miss auditory processing disorder would like you to repeat what you just said then immediately respond to you before you finish

idk man not to sound like a cartoon hippie but if your entirrrrre blog and dash is about how the world sucks and everyones bigoted i think you are going to give yorself brain worms

"ah but all of this is important and true and if i dont reblog all of this important stuff waga baga THE WORMS! THATS WORMS! THE BRAIN WORMS!

i do not think you are doing activism chief i think what you are doing is sitting in your room flagellating yourself expecting something to happen

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

The worst part of anti industrial rhetoric is this assumption that everyone would be better off if all goods were made at home, sorry, I think women deserve to have a life outside of spinning

having many trinkets and books is so cool and fun until you realize you have to dust them

nobody else doing it like me. particularly because the way i’m doing it is needlessly difficult