Pandora Bedlam

my devoted but dangerously unstable knight will be hearing about this

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea

ⓘ This user is a malicious entity made of seafoam.

Out of my way, bothersome footnote, I'm about to get it

I could really do with a reward or incentive

thought abt narnia again. got sick to my stomach with The Grief. i remain incurable

writing fanfiction is the most fun awesome thing on earth. also terrible horrible awful one thousand agonies

cruel and unusual that in order to do something you have to begin

was anyone going to tell me that after beginning you then have to continue as well

Girl, you made me giggle. How can I ever repay you?

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

my body is not a flesh prison, it’s a divine weapon that I get to inhabit during my time on this earth. And also it’s fuckable like crazy