Aaaahhhhh no

I wanna go home

NOOOOOOO

me and my gay friends sitting around talking about grindr hook ups

She knows she’s fabulous. (via kerbiegibbs)

Now if you’ll excuse me I’m going to go sell your information to advertisers without your consent! *sound of Mark’s chunky red bottoms clacking against the hard tile floor, they grow fainter and fainter as he jiggles away*

GHOST CASTLE

OSCAR DOES NOT GET ENOUGH INTERNET FAME AS THE BEST GAY REPRESENTATION IN THE WORKPLACE

producer: is she a stripper? is she a callgirl? does she get her tits out? is she a cop working undercover as a stripper? is she a sexy assassin who has sex with her victims and then kills them sexily? is she a robot stripper? is she a mystical being of pure energy who has no need for clothes and a great rack? is she a holographic beer advertisement?

@grudgepacker don’t leave this gem in the notes!