rad dead cadaver

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

unclean = adj. of or pertaining to uncles

Who names their character Susan

I’m poisoning an enchanted crossbow, which I gave a nickname to so I wouldn’t accidentally sell it. The name of the weapon is “delicious quinoa, Susan”.

since it's pride month i think now's a good time to put an end to the discourse: transmisogyny and transandrophobia are equal and non-opposing forces which can be experienced by nearly anybody if they're just in the wrong place at the wrong time. no one group of trans people has it worse than the other, because everyone's personal experiences are simply too complex and wide-ranging to ever accurately answer that question, nor is it a question worth answering in the first place because it could only serve to drive a wedge in our community when we need solidarity and unity now more than ever. love your transfem sisters, love your transmasc brothers, love your nonbinary and intersex siblings, and do it more than you hate bigots. happy pride

iwtv seasons one and two was like being tucked into bed and read a heartbreaking story by Louis du pointe du lac. The Vampire Lestat is like your blackout drunk uncle trying to tell you an anecdote at a family gathering

okay fine well if you dont wanna play dissection or mind control then what else is there