I Say Things N Only Think Of Em Retrospectively

Music artists planning to put two songs on the same track, please make sure they are of the same quality, I can’t keep skipping Write Me A Few Of Your Lines by Bonnie Raitt at 1:45

Do yall think I can get rid of my bodily and facial hair through sheer willpower alone, or is the eldritch pact necessary?

George Orwell was in the middle of writing a book about a guy named Schmorge Schmorwell who invents a Time Machine and goes back to write dystopian books perfectly predicting future events, but he didn’t want to give THAT many spoilers

“I asked ChatGPT-“ well I asked these two guards, but one of them gave me this answer that seemed kinda out there tbh

man I’m so stuck, I just need a buck :( hey what is that 🫵 uhhhhh giant question mark?

Had a dream where Lesley Gore was singing “I’ll cry if I want to” but it actually wasn’t her party and everyone was really confused and kind of irritated by this lady bawling her eyes out while trying to gaslight people into thinking the whole party is actually for her and trying to make it about herself

Made a joke my dad didn’t laugh at and accidentally said “I’m undocumented in my time”

I think people who don’t think Achilles and Patroclus are lovers are actually gay themselves and believe the relationship is platonic because they’ve had those feelings toward other men and think it’s normal for guys

Haven’t felt static electricity in a while, I feel as though the machinations beyond my comprehension have come to a halt