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what position do ghosts play in soccer?

ghoul-ie

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What do Russian rulers say when they apologize?

I’m tsar-y

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What did the squid say before it left?

I gotta squidaddle

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What's the profession that corn has?

A cob-bler

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Why are cows so good with acownting? They handle the moo-lah

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what do you call the basics of bread making? Fun-dough-mentals

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Where do horses go for indoor PE? The gym-neigh-sium

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What extracurriculars do cows do? A-cow-pella

(other options: Cross cow-ntry racing, multi cowtural club)

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what do you say when people get an earthquake due to fracking? Well it’s not your fault

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if you’re bi and have a preference for a gender, are you bi-ased?

and further,

If you’re biromantic asexual and you have a preference for a gender, are you bi-aced?

(many thanks to my friend for the additional bit)

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pulling this out bc HAPPY PRIDE YALL

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why shouldn't you trust fish?

they're superst-fish-ous

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which candies go to school?

smarties and dum-dums

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what are ghosts' favorite type of footwear?

boo-ts

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Pumpkin soup during Autumn is soup-erior

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soup is soup-er good

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photo of a person on a porch = porch-rait

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gopher it

(curtesy of my bio class wall)

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