FAREWELL, SPACE OUTLAW

hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

Why do people get mad when someone points out something is fake… “you’re taking the fun out of it!” You’re being purposefully misinformed though?? Like people not even being rude about it being fake, just letting people know. I can’t understand this mindset???? I’m not talking about “oh it’s a magic trick of course it’s fake!” I’m talking when people play something off as being 100% real that a layman may not know is not possible. Why do people get SO mad when someone is like “hey just fyi, this is not real”

this is the post of the decade tbh

sorry for taking so long to text back. i have nothing interesting to say because i don’t do anything ever

how does it feel to be the funniest person on earth

all energy healing is a scam except for when a kitty lays on your chest and purrs and purrs and sends restorative rays of magic into your bones and nerves. fellas that one’s real.