I like pandas.

i kinda feel bad for oedipus b/c everyone assumes he chose to fuck his mom when in fact he went out of his way to avoid it. he left his hometown and distanced himself from his parents because he was afraid he would somehow get tricked into fucking his mom. everything could have been avoided if his adopted parents told him he was adopted.

also the point of the myth is supposed to show how despite your best efforts no mortal can thwart fate but also? what the fuck? the whole thing was an oracle telling laius that his son was going to murder him and fuck his wife. that shit came out of nowhere. he didn’t offend the gods or anything. they just decided for no reason other than the world is fucked up sometimes.

You’re assuming the gods are ruled by logic and not by zeus nudging poseidon and saying “hey you know what would be so fucking funny”

The fact that John Mulaney is older than Bo Burnham but younger than Andy Samberg really fucks with my concept of time not gonna lie

The fact they were all born in August makes perfect sense

the maiden, the mother, and the crone

Dial up kids will remember. I never thought we’d be bringing this back in the year of our Lord 2019 lol

This new Shaggy meme is kinda scaring me because Shaggy was my first crush and my whole family remembers me having long drawn out conversations with him like he was in the room, but it was just 6 year old me speaking into the void to Shaggy. Now I’m worried that the void may have talked back after all these years in the form of this meme and I have no way to stop it.

I’m the dog

Pit bulls are so smart

james charles is just twink ted cruz

I can’t stop laughing at this

do you think you’d actually notice if someone didn’t cast a shadow? or if their limbs were just slightly too long? or if they had just a little too many teeth? like how many times have you passed Something on the street and you just didn’t Notice It

y’know…. conversations about world war ii would be a lot more bearable and constructive if white men found that period rightly horrific rather than pornographic 

You’ve never really, actually, talked to men, haven’t you?

i’ve talked to a lot of them actually

this is gonna shake you up dude but there’s nothing positive about wwii

Nazis lost

being interested in weapons history, tactics and historical politics is bad people :(

Happy 3 year anniversary to the best YouTube video ever released!

anyone remember those betty crocker infomercials they played on cartoon network in the like the early-mid 2000s for no reason

My whole body just experienced deja vu 

i was always trying to figure out how to get my mom to buy those Betty Crocker products from the infomercials because i wanted to make all the cakes they were showing

Remember to hold onto the handrail, and take it slow.

BYE