Queen Of The Adriatic

party at my house bring food then leave

And of course they come in, like, a million pieces you have to put together yourself.

whose idea was it to end this show

i know this is dumb but i think that australia exists like?? the ocean is largely unexplored there could very well be a fallen empire and we havent found it yet

I MEANT ATLANTIS YOU ASSHOLES

Holy shit, how many dogs do you have?

swEETHEART NO

i just heard my mom say “there’s no reason to act like a dick” and there’s no one else downstairs so i know she’s talking to one of our cats

me

this was the single greatest moment in modern television

i think possibly the worst thing in the world is when your parents have friends over for dinner and then that fateful moment comes when dinner is ready and you have to leave the comfort of your bedroom to awkwardly reach around everyone to grab the food and then make the walk of shame back to your bedroom