DemonPanda

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Tony: shot a few guns, but never your rifle

Bucky:....*brain breaking* ah... yeah, I can show you how to shoot my... ah, my rifle. Yep. Mhm.

Tony: nice, at least that way I can understand what it needs and how to it is tuned up and taken care of

Bucky: *wheezing struggling to breath* *strained* mhm!

Tony: *grins leaving* see you later Bucky

Bucky: *bright red on his hands and knees* he is gonna fucking slaughter me at this rate...

Clint: wind strike

Tony: death

Sam:...death?

Natasha: what is death?

Tony: *rolls a nat 20* death

Sam: DEATH?...you... slayed the land and the boss of the realm as well

Sam: you guys like wipe out?

Bucky: I'm studying the course

Tony: I am timing the punches and how fast you need to run not to miss a jump

Sam:...oh my god you are going to scam that show

Tony and Bucky: *chuckling*

Bucky: When he is wearing his loose tank tops in the lab or a deep v-cut shirt, hell a few buttons showing his chest, I get foul. Sometimes I stare, it doesn't help that he has the arc reactor, and so it is like calling my name

Bucky: *sits up* then! Then sometimes he wears those baggy sweaters, but the sleeves are rolled up. I don't think people see the muscles, but I do... but maybe I am a dirty bastard who sees what he wants

Bucky: *starts pacing* then his pants, listen, who the fuck ever makes jeans, pants, slacks, and FUCKING KAHAKIS, are evil bastards! I heard him talk about others' asses being immaculate, even mine... but his... HIS is! AND HIS THIGHS. The legs!

Bucky falls over on his bed: I am a degenerate, I would suffocate anywhere on his body and die happy, I never thought I would be a thigh, ass, stomach, and chest man, but here I am. Tony has been eating too again, perfect muscle and squish... I am terrible...

Alpine: *stares meowing* *hops off the bed leaving*

Bucky: Stark

Tony: Barnes *points to his pot* nightmares?

Bucky: *points to his tub of sorbet* nightmares

Tony and Bucky: *does a nod* *both leave to their respective food spots*

Cut to a time later

Clint: *walks in for a late night snack then screams seeing both Tony and Bucky eating a tray of cookies*...Jesus h... fuck!! Really?

Bucky: I wanted something sweet

Tony: I needed something to chew on

Bucky and Tony: and insomnia

Tony: *petting alpine* she will be jealous

Alpine: *preening under the attention*

Bucky: what if she wants someone warmer than her?

Tony: alpine, you want a personal heater like your papa? *gets nuzzled laughing* maybe

Bucky: plus, you stole my cat

Later

Tony: *has both cats nuzzling him*

Tony: *under bucky sleeping*

That means, she is waiting for Tony like a child coming home from university. He always at the edge of entering her domain. Someone or people keep yanking him away from her. A child separated from a mother. She has a bed for him to lay in. Bed full of flowers. She waits ever so, knowing he won't go above or below. Once he takes his last breath, she will have that child that saw her so many times. Sat with her before he brought back from the comforting embrace. She won't rush him. She cant force her child to come home with malice in his heart.

She will greet him, smile as she tells him his room. Of course he will have his own brother in arms. She knows their own visits will be tight, but she knows how to work the rules.

She has many little ones on edges. Sitting on her porch. But Tony visits her frequently. When his heart stutters from the weight. When his world stops for a moment. When poison grips him. When wrist and arms bleeding out like robes sleeves. Lady Death waits for her special child, who visits him. Who loves a flamed spirit yet to spark to life. Who loves amongst angels and devils. Who walked down a road that leads to home.

Bucky: *bites down on his fork* ngh! *covers his face*

Steve:...bucky you need to get a grip

Sam: saw rhodey dressed as hydrated Ganon from breath of the wild

Steve: *covers his face bright red*

Natasha: sounds like I am winning with pepper being mipha *dressed as Link*

Clint:...he ain't lying

Hammer: ha! A stun- *stunned falling over*

Tony: *shows his pen* stun laser

Tony: oh... that complicates thing, my mom is a goddess of the sky

Their mothers already planning their wedding

Maria: so sea side cliff, the winds are the strongest and the waters reaches very high

Betty: yes! That would be the most precious view, they can also start their home there as well

Maria: *clapping her hands happily* we will have little sprites floating and splashing around yet

Betty: yes! My son has been mist more to float with your son

Maria: my sweet flurry likes to hover just above to fog the top layer

Betty and Maria: BUTTERFLY KISSES!!!

All I got to say is

Loki and Strange us freakxfreak

Bruce definitely has fantasies and Thor is happy to help but he has read some safety stuff because Bruce doesnt care for his health