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ok that has been enough historical events for at least the rest of the decade me thinks

ok maybe one more 👑 ⚰️ 🥳🥳🥳

Everyone knows that Prince Phillip naturally crumbled to ash due to gravity.

memes you could absolutely show to a medieval peasant

#this was lil nas x’s birthday gift

he’s been dead for like 4 months but then the remote controlled roller skates that were taking him around ran out of battery

I’m sorry but Bruce Wayne and Harleen quinzel being in the same med school and they’re friends but no one (not even themselves) are sure how they get along

bruce: ...it’s movie night. or at least it was going to be until your uncle zod decided to bring down the wrath of krypton, clark. get him a new hobby that doesn’t involve leveling cities

I found it. I found the iconic post.

I have been informed Wendy's publishes official fanfiction on wattpad, I don't really want to talk about it

Is it actually good tho?

I don't remember what good means, but I am devastated to inform you they are all soft drinks-based

The frosty that'll warm you up ,🥵

ok that has been enough historical events for at least the rest of the decade me thinks

ok maybe one more 👑 ⚰️ 🥳🥳🥳

ah to be a silky shark drifting daintily through my villainous underwater lair which incidentally is an active motherfucking volcano

strawberries should be the size of apples