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John Romer explains how ancient olive presses worked. I hope this is useful and informative to someone. Olive oil was extremely important in the Roman world. 

i dont wanna be that bitch…. dare i say it……….

I went to the Grand Canyon when I was depressed and I literally forgot the whole thing. Like, the only reason I even know I was there is that I have photographs of myself standing in front of the Grand Canyon with dead eyes but i have absolutely no memory of it

male high school bullies: become cops

Let’s not forget the female bullies who go on to become elementary teachers either.

Every girl I went to school with who were absolutely terrible people….are all nurses. One of them is the check-in nurse for my doctor. Every time I go in there she’s a literal bitch to me and I repeatedly ask to please have a different nurse and because of union rules regarding the practice being part of the hospital? They can’t fire her. I repeatedly am told by my doctor HE DOESNT EVEN LIKE HER or WANT HER as his nurse.

My roommate who partied a lot, never matured past high school, neglected her puppy, was stupid enough to get knocked up but miscarried, and thought a proper apology for her and her friends being loud the night before a test was to tape a bag of adderall to my best friend’s bedroom door? She’s trying to become a nurse.