it was me, FATHERBEAR

hate it when you're looking for a good painting to watch on cave wall and by the time you find one your mammoth hunk is cold 😭

an 18-wheeler died on the side of the highway the other day. a pack of scavenging motorcycles was eating its carcass. one of them growled at me

i got wicked torn up bad & ripped up bad by coyotes last night looking for gold outside on the ground

one of them ripped my shoes off and started wearing them

Happy sparkle off thursday to those who observe

Warlock: Excuse me, my rat is ringing.

“the worst they could say is no” true but while they are saying it they very well could hit me with force lightning like palpatine. From star war

Will never see eye-to-eye with anyone less than the people who treat their pets like wandering ronin instead of valued family members. Like oh there goes Bronson our uncollared, chipless chocolate lab out of the permanently open back door again. If he comes home in three days after subsisting on garbage we'll be mildly thrilled to see him again but if he succumbs to his natural predator, the 2006 Toyota Camry, that's just the circle of life

forgive me father for i freaked it

misa amane coming home at night like *takes off a cross necklace* *takes off a cross necklace* *takes off a cross necklace* *takes off a cross necklace* *takes off a cross necklace* *takes off a cross necklace* *takes off a c

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

being in your 20s is not about love or education or careers. it is about constantly being exposed to mold & being greatly fatigued from it

just saw a horse scurry under the fridge

i would probably tell a fairy my name immediately without even thinking because i have an honest and forthright soul. so what. why should i be punished for that